— "Sweatpants", Childish Gambino (via oneuglydiane)
u ever just get pissed off that all the marauders were in gryffindor?? or is that like? just me?
like a lot of times i wish i really wish sirius was in slytherin like the rest of his family and overcame the family name. but lets be real he’s more loyal than ambitious, “I WOULD HAVE DIED”. so like stick him in hufflepuff [can you imagine his mother’s face upon hearing that news?]. put peter and is love of those in power and wanting to rise along side them in slytherin. put remus in ravenclaw for the most obvious reasons okay. and leave james, who tried to hold off the dark lord sans wand to give his wife and child a chance to live, in gryffindor.
suddenly you’ve got someone in each house, a view of each house. like whatever this is probably asking a lot since we’re obviously supposed to demonize slytherin or whatever. bUT i always wanted more house diversity in the group u kno. can u imagine them all sneaking in and out of different house common areas. waking up in the wrong ones like ‘oh shit not again’. ravenclaw and puff house members thinking remus and sirius were the cutest couple yet to realize they were a couple.
#the teachers getting annoyed because they don’t know which house to take points from#sneaking into quidditch tryouts to cheer on James and getting kicked out#Other students coming up to them and giving them whatever they left in the common room the previous evening#eventually they give up and just leave it there#communicating via flue powder and falling asleep by the fire#Sirius leading Hufflepuff Pride groups at quidditch matches#and agressively wearing black and yellow#mostly to annoy his mother#but also because black looks good on him#and he doesn’t really fit into the whole bit in classes#but boy oh boy does he get something done if he puts his mind to it#except he’s terrible at riddles#and can never get into the Ravenclaw common room#but the knocker takes pity on him and gives him really easy ones#because it knows that he’ll just mope outside until it lets him in#and if he falls asleep in the hallway he’ll complain for DAYS#but sometimes when Remus is fighting with any of the maurauders it will give them SUPER HARD riddles just to lock them out
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.